Let me introduce you to my arch-nemesis....
Hi, my name is Arizona State University and I'm the devil.
Oh, you think that's just a little jokey joke?
Here are some facts about my little school, and I'll let you decide for yourself:
- Our mascot is the devil. Well, sun devils.
- We're ranked #6 in Playboy's Top Party Schools for 2010. (we were #1 in 2002) How do I know this? People at my school are very proud of this and have facebook groups to make us #1 again.
- We have hotter-than-hades temperatures. On the first day of school it was 111 degrees, and I wanted to die.
- The schoolwork is designed to make us hate our lives and cramp our style. At least I'm assuming so, because I'm definitely going to have a non-existent social life this semester.
Now do you believe me?
Yep, the devil lives right here in Tempe, Arizona.
Anyway, if you didn't already figure it out, school's back in session, and I will be back to hating life for the next four months.
**On a happier sidenote, I'm moving out tomorrow. This is a big deal. I will update later on whether or not this was great news or terrible news :)**
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"Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know."
-Daniel Boorstin
7 comments:
Well, you should have some fun partying like a rock star!
Kristina, YOU are a rockstar. I have no idea how you're able to comment so fast! It's like magic.
Honestly, I agree with this post. My social life is non-existant nowl.
"Hi, my name is Arizona State University and I'm the devil."
OK, that made me laugh like nothing else :D
Can we all agree these quotes of yours are awesome?
Aye!
Hahaha... I must say, ASU does sound a bit like the devil from this description!
Here's to hoping things start looking up (and cooling off)!
Interesante...
i agree the quotes are kewl awesome idea.
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